1b: Approaching a speed camera in a 50mph zone.

• observe that the speed limit is actually 50mph and going that speed is legal
• slowing to 40mph to pass it makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT

2b: Approaching a roundabout.

• observe that the lines entering the roundabout are instructing you to give way, not to stop
• entering a clear roundabout without stopping or slowing is legal, stopping when the roundabout is clear makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT
• on a dual carriage way you might be turning right at the roundabout three miles away but getting into the right hand lane now makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT

3b: Traffic lights with green arrows.

• some traffic lights allow you to turn left only by illuminating the red light, but also illuminating a green arrow pointing left. This indicates you may turn left.
• sitting like a fucking idiot just cos you see a red light despite the green left light being on makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT

4b: Speed limits.

• when on a single carriageway outside of a built-up area the sign to the left indicates the speed limit is 60mph. Driving at 40mph makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT

5b: The inside lane on motoways.

• we've already told you here to pull over if the inside lane is clear
• hogging the middle lane makes you a fucking moron so STOP DOING IT