I must protest at what you are trying to do

Excuse me sir (yes, what is it?)

Were you looking at my female companion (No)

Why not? Are you denying her beauty?

I may have sexual relations with your mother, would that annoy you?

I really don't agree with what you're doing

I was told you tried to steal my illegal substances last night

You must elaborate on what you are attempting to do

You have a resemblance to my scrotum and we may have fisticuffs

You appear to be quite the moron

Now I really don't want any trouble, but it may be unavoidable

I believe I will easily get the better of you

That will teach you a lesson for stealing by hashish

I must protest at your behaviour

Now take yourself from my presence

Or else it may come to fisticuffs

I am off to the town centre and I might enjoy a liaison with some female company

If my amorous intentions fail I will simply enjoy some fortified wine instead

And maybe have some myriad drugs

Some ecstasy would be super

Get some dope

In fact come the morrow I may well be dead

Not to worry, though, he has some hashish

I might roll a joint with it

If that fails to do what I intend I might partake crack cocaine

I may add some Ether and ingest the crystallised results and then have some heroin

Some phencyclidine and tryptamines will do me wonders

Please don't bother me with your nonsense

(I had sexual relations with your mother last night)

Please don't bother me with your nonsense

(it was I who finished your cannabin joint)

Really, what are you like you vulvic canal

Singles out 14th may 2007

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